Snufflefungus and Death go off to spread Thanksgiving Day cheer while Malex tries to add a new feature to Linus’s artificial intelligence programming. Any guesses which turns out worse? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Linus becomes a movie critic! Can you think of anything less productive? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex has a birthday, and all he wants is peace and quiet. Do you think he’ll get it? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

President Anchorman desperately wants our heroes to help prove that Brian McPopular is evil. But they all like Brian McPopular way more than President Anchorman. How will it all turn out? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Happy Halloween! Hope the demons don’t get you! Also, President Anchorman is running against Brian McPopular. Who do you think is going to win? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Ah, the magic of autumn! The colors, the leaves, the horrifying slug remains… It truly is a wonderful time of year! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex takes Linus and Snufflefungus to the Natural History Museum, and not a single thing there makes any sense. But really, what’s new? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus finally take a vacation. Their first stop? Tourism World! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Fat Purple Riding Squirrel arrives begging for food. Malex would send him away, but Fat Purple Riding Squirrel claims the planet is at stake! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Mike returns with an interesting business proposition! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Doctor Elliot Dipkiss returns, speaking pretentiously about soda pop. Is there no rest from the madness?! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Snufflefungus cheerfully attempts a new hobby. What kind of hobby? The best kind! The kind of hobby involving deadly snakes! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Malex and friends kick off Quarter 11 by interviewing Michael Crandall and Jim Diaz, producers of the new audio drama The Weekly Impulse! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Linus sees red when faced with goofy green bunnies. Sound familiar? Not to us either! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex goes to work, leaving Linus and Snufflefungus to clean house. Instead, they go on a questionable adventure. Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex, Linus and Snufflefungus have a whale of a time when something unexpected shows up in the backyard! Also, people start speaking in rhyme? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Snufflefungus builds a birdhouse as part of an insidious campaign to trick Linus into having legitimate fun. Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Snufflefungus has too much money. But how? And why? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

A severe thunderstorm, a melodramatic Linus, and… a killer bush? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex goes to the grocery store, leaving Linus and Snufflefungus to patiently wait in the car. But nobody really expects them to do that, do they? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex is excited about going to SIGGRAPH, but Snufflefungus has other things on his mind. And you know Linus only wants to cause trouble. Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

It’s the Fourth of July, and you can bet on fireworks as Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus entertain (and are entertained by) Eight of the Nine Riding Squirrels! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

The feud between Little Red Riding Squirrel and Tall Green Riding Squirrel escalates to dizzying new heights. When will it end?! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

The “Riding Squirrel” appears. But which one? And why? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Salmonella in tomatoes?! What horror! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Snufflefungus goes on safari in search of a rare live tornado specimen! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Snuffy experiments with some new painting techniques! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Our heroes get a letter... of impotent doom! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

The second half of a story arc wherein a crazy, crazy monster mails itself to Malex’s house. Madness! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Just another day in the life of our heroes. Hopefully nothing weird happens... Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

In this week’s episode, we interview Howdy Joseph, self-proclaimed Ridiculest and founder of the Thirteenth Church of Ridicule! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Johnny John Johnson continues his futile quest to speak with Homestead DeKay. Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Snuffy talks about hiding in the closet, Malex and Linus talk about ‘spooky’ numbers, and somebody calls our heroes at home. Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Snufflefungus climbs some trees and Linus has a problem! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

April Fools! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Bubbles, bubbles everywhere! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

A man named Boris Pukachev wants to share with the world. But whatever shall we do to prevent it? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

An ethereal visitor invades Malex’s house and permeates it with sadness. Will our heroes be able to cheer him up? Find out for yourself and let us know what you think!

Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus have a party at a coffee shop! Can they go five whole minutes without somebody crashing the party and disrupting everything? Give it a listen and find out for yourself! Don’t forget to send us an email and let us know what you think.

Linus and Snufflefungus play chess! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Snufflefungus is blue?! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Linus ticks somebody off. Also, an old acquaintance shows up. (So yeah, nothing new.) Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

A snapshot of Ohioville’s local television network! Isn’t it horrifying? Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Snufflefungus gets some email, and something happens. If you really want to know what, give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus go to the library! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Snufflefungus tries to install some software and something bad happens. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Linus discovers a new form of entertainment, and Malex receives... A letter. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Snufflefungus wants a pet! Or does he? Give it a listen and let us know what you think!

Welcome to the stunning conclusion of our unique story arc, wherein Santa's integrity is highly suspect! Give it a listen and let us know what you think!

The continuation of our wonderful plot arc! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Episode 093, wherein Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus receive a package. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

We kick off Malex Minute Quarter Eight with a bang! Or at the very least, a good, stiff punt in the shins. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

In this Seventh Quarter Finale, Snufflefungus forgets when Christmas is, and Linus tries to mess with his head. So... the usual, mostly. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Ah, Thanksgiving! A day for us to be thankful for our blessings and to share our abundance with others. Snufflefungus takes this to heart, and the results are... interesting. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Linus gives tennis a try, but finds the result too concussive for his liking. Also, Snufflefungus makes an old friend! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Strike! Alex Markley shows up again and tries to force our heroes to stop recording the Malex Minute! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Episode 087, wherein Mike shows up with an unyielding demand! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Little Red Riding Squirrel? Directing the Malex Minute?! Oh, how the world trembles with sorrow! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Evil Snuffy is defeated once and for all! Give it a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex gets depressed and Linus answers the door! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Snufflefungus gets keys, but where from? Also, reporters experimentally harass Malex and Friends in their home. Give it a listen and let us know what you think!

Episode 082, wherein Snufflefungus's identity is jeopardized! ... But only a little bit. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

In this episode, Snufflefungus listens to the news. Also, marshmallows! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

In this episode, Snufflefungus's mind does strange things. Also, Malex tries to talk about some irrelevant news. Or does he...? Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Snufflefungus learns to draw! And in this episode: Madness! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Malex Minute Quarter Seven wraps up with a bang when Little Red Riding Squirrel shows up. What's he up to this time? Give it a listen and find out for yourself! Oh, and don't forget to let us know what you think.

Malex and Friends meet an interesting new person who doesn't seem to understand Snufflefungus at all. Give it a listen and let us know what you think!

This week only: A shocking revelation about Linus's character! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Malex and friends speculate about the possible repercussions of last week's run-in with the Big Men With Clubs. Meanwhile, Snufflefungus turns to other, wilder speculation... Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Malex's house is invaded by the Big Men with Clubs! Whatever shall we do?! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Malex tries to order a video camera and becomes embroiled... in madness! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

In today's episode, Icepunk randomly shows up! Do we really need to say any more? Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

The astonishing and exciting conclusion to the shortest siege in the history of Orangutans laying siege to suburban homes! Give it a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex's terror of orangutans: well-founded or the result of an unhinged mind? Give this week's episode a listen to find out for yourself! Oh, and don't forget to let us know what you think.

Malex and friends finally visit the zoo. But will they make it out alive? Give it a listen, and let us know what you think!

Malex and friends chat about the zoo, Malex reviews a movie, and Snufflefungus develops some... suspicions. This one is altogether hilarious, so give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Snufflefungus is jealous of Linus's new body! The results? Give it a listen, and let us know what you think!

Quarter 6 takes off with a bang! (Or maybe a pop?) Anyway, it's hilarious! Give it a listen, and let us know what you think.

The third and final part of our Quarter 05 quarter finale! It's exciting! It's epic! It's hilarious! Give it a listen, and let us know what you think!

The second part of our exciting, three-part quarter finale! Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus dive headlong into the Screaming Portal of Sheepy Doom! Will they be able to save the children? Do they even really want to?! Give this episode a listen to find out, and don't forget to let us know what you think!

Without further ado, we dive headlong into our exciting, three-part finale! With Linus having just been arrested on Mr. Eyebrows' orders, and countless children trapped in Mr. Eyebrows' clutches, our heroes must find a way to save the day... But how?! Go ahead and give this episode a listen, and let us know what you think!

Malex and friends take a break from the plot, and dive headlong into... madness. Give it a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex and his friends are stretched to the limit in this epic lead-in to the Quarter 5 finale! The revelations are stunning, the dialog is hilarious, and the ending will simply shock you! Give it a listen right away, and let us know what you think!

In this crazy Malex Minute episode, Malex and Ultra-Snuffy learn a valuable lesson: Never go up against the Principal. Seriously, he's one scary guy. Anyway, it's hilarious, so you'd better give it a listen and let us know what you think!

The plot thickens like a week-old milkshake! Malex and Linus discover the Screaming Portal of Sheepy Doom. What does the portal do? What does it all mean?! Find out by giving this episode a listen, and don't forget to let us know what you think!

Malex and friends start off talking about Easter, but then they get an urgent call for... Ultra-Snuffy?! Lots of laughs, so give it a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex and Snufflefungus go investigate a massive sheep farm in the middle of Centrally-Located Park. And what do they find? Listen to this uproarious episode to find out, and don't forget to let us know what you think!

Linus the Laptop heads off to get some work done, leaving Malex and Snufflefungus to investigate the case the missing schoolboy. What will they find in this week's episode? Give it a listen to find out, and don't forget to let us know what you think!

The plot thickens, Ladies and Gentlemen. Kids are vanishing all over Ohioville and things are getting tense between Malex and company! Can Malex keep things together, or will Linus's secret plans come between him and his friends once and for all? No answers yet, but boy are there ever questions! Go ahead and give this episode a listen, and let us know what you think!

Malex welcomes everyone who just discovered the Malex Minute. Snufflefungus earns kudos as a mad scientist by inventing something which solves world hunger. And Linus has to go "see a man about a sheep". Hilarious! But don't take our word for it, give it a listen yourself and let us know what you think!

Welcome to Malex Minute Year Two! In this episode we kick off Quarter Five with a bang. And what a bang it is! Be sure to give it a listen and let us know what you think!

Snufflefungus the Fuzzball invents something amazing, Linus the Laptop wants a robot body to walk around in, and Malex is excited about upcoming changes to the Malex Minute. Listen to our hilarious Quarter 04 finale and let us know what you think!

Snufflefungus decides to become a mad scientist and still doesn't believe in snow, Linus' shady dealings are just getting shadier, and Malex is, as always, caught in the middle of it all. Give it a listen and let us know what you think!

Malex buys an MP3 player only to discover that it has a noxious personality, Linus 'acquires' FleeceThem.Com, and Snufflefungus forgets about the most important part of any Ant Farm.

Ah, Valentine's day: Sweet, sweet day of rejection and doom.

Malex has an off-day, so Snufflefungus tries to be funny...

Little Red Riding Squirrel continues infesting Malex's house! What can our heroes do? Press the Emergency Icepunk Button, of course!

Snufflefungus doesn't believe in snow! Also, Little Red Riding Squirrel returns to haunt Malex and his friends.

Ain't helium a hoot?

Marble Stacking: The Surest Route to Homelessness!

Somebody sends a hate-mail, Snufflefungus takes it personally, Malex rants about Superman, and... A tomato?

It's a very merry Christmas on the Malex Minute this year! At least nothing _too_ horrible goes wrong this time...

The Lost Colon(y) of Roanoke! (And it can only get better from here, folks. Yeehaw.)

Finally, things return to normal! (Which is, of course, as abnormal as they can possibly be.)

Finally we present the grand conclusion to the epic story arc! Malex, Linus, and Echofly help Snufflefungus free his race from slavery in this hilarious conclusion to Malex Minute Quarter 3. Check it out!

Malex, Linus, Snufflefungus, and Echofly _finally_ make it to Snufflefungus' home planet! What will they find there? What will they do?! Give it a listen to find out!

Malex's "Structures" comes out this week! Everybody check it out!

Malex's Birthday: The most horrible time of the year.

Having run completely out of food, Malex and his companions land on a nearby planet to find some. What horrors will they find on the surface? Listen now to find out!

Malex and friends go to an interstellar trading post to find information about Snufflefungus' home planet.

Malex and friends are attacked by a comedian's worst nightmare: the laugh track!

Malex and friends crash-land on a planet and encounter a group of Splickies!

Our heroes try desperately to cope with the complexities of space travel, while simultaneously trying to avoid killing one another during a sudden burst of space madness.

Malex and friends go off to save the Snuffies!

Malex's house floods.

Malex and friends are threatened with cancellation by... Alex Markley of the Malex Media Network?!

Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus try to add some class to the show by interviewing the President of the Universe!

In this epic quarter finale, Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus are forced to go on a quest to rescue... Echofly!

Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus battle off a horde of demonic war-criminals using the most unconventional means possible.

Snufflefungus' Monkey Plushy releases a horde of demonic war-criminals into Malex's house.

Malex returns from his trip to SIGGRAPH to find everything in its usual state of disarray.

Malex and Snufflefungus go on a quest to recover Linus' stolen personality! (Part Two of Two)

Malex and Snufflefungus go on a quest to recover Linus' stolen personality! (Part One of Two)

Snufflefungus comes down with (and recovers from) a bout of depression-itis, and Little Red Riding Squirrel comes bearing doom and destruction.

Formula; isn't it great?

Malex, having escaped the horrors of Jeffrey's alternate reality, comes home to discover that Linus and Snufflefungus have returned from their harrowing shopping trip. In a valiant attempt to return things to normal, our heroes try to interview the lead animator from the Malex Media Network's cartoon project. (Listen now for an ending which will shock and amaze you!)

In attempting to avoid the Big Men With Clubs, Malex gets sucked into an alternate dimension where chaos rules in the form of... Jeffrey.

Malex the fugitive interviews Brian DeLay, a pseudo-famous magician. Also, Linus and Snufflefungus aren't back from their shopping trip yet...

Linus and Snufflefungus pack to go grocery shopping, and Malex gets physically attacked by a telecom company. (Good thing stuff like this could never happen in real life, right?)

The new quarter begins! The format has changed, but everything is still normal! Snufflefungus talks about fur, Linus talks about morbid obesity, and Malex tries desperately to keep the discussion in bounds.

In this epic Quarter Finale, Snufflefungus learns the real reason his memories were erased! (Also, somebody dies.)

Icepunk makes a guest appearance, and Snufflefungus finally gets his memories back! At least... some of them.

Malex and Linus go to save Snufflefungus from Hell with a little help from The Man Upstairs...

The Snufflefungus drives off in search of his memories, but will he return with them... alive?

Snufflefungus' memories are found in a land far away, and the journey to retrieve them begins!

Wherein our heroes discuss upcoming productions by the Malex Media Network, and The Snufflefungus calls Little Red Riding Squirrel on the phone for some reason.

Linus the Laptop gets an upgrade, Malex hires a music critic, and the movie industry gets an organized kick in the pants.

Linus the Laptop gets a virus. What will our heroes do? Can they rid their companion of a potentially fatal parasite? Will they even try? Find out in this thrilling installation of The Malex Minute!

The return of the dreaded Little Red Riding Squirrel!

Our first guest interviewee! Will he survive the ordeal?

Hoodwinked the movie. A spectacular work of art, or a dark reminder of a horror from the long past?

Rejoice! A new game about monkeys in hamster balls approacheth!

Brace yourself, the insanity is returning... (The introductory episode of The Malex Minute.)